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When a man is urinating and someone sneaks up from behind and puts his hand in the man's urine stream and then wipes it on the face of the guy who is urinating.
I can't stand that guy so I snuck up behind him when he was peeing and gave him a lemonade wipe.
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The process of getting a strand of 6-10 squares of toilet paper then placing one end in the toilet bowl, and the other end running through your crack and over your shoulder, then you flush the toilet and let it all zip through your crack, cleaning it all in one smooth motion like a zip line.
Joe: I have 6-10 squares left
Max: are you thinking what I'm thinking?
Joe: Fuck yeah
Max & Joe: Zip wipe!!
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"Dude, we're almost out...get some more ass wipe at the store!"
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The place on your bed where you wipe the cum from your hand after masturbaing.
" Dude ! your sitting on my wipe zone ! "
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Derogatory expression meaning complete unthinking idiot
You're such a fanny wipe
Don't be such a fanny wipe
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A technique used to effectively cleanse the anus after a particularly clinging poop. Usually involves wetting toilet paper or using baby wipes.
Oh man that was a rough shit! I totally had to power wipe.
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Someone who is good for a few things and only a few....
Bro' I told you to feed my dog; dog food not our food and make sure he use it outside not inside, your a fucking "ass wipe"....
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