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Bible Thumper (noun) (1)used to describe an individual who believes in the absolute word for word truth of the bible to the absolute exclusion of all other philosophical, spiritual, esoteric and religious belief systems. (2)Person who has been irretrievably brainwashed into believing that the bible is true in every word despite considerable evidence that it is based on the Sumerian Tablets and Vedas but altered heavily so it appears 'godly' and 'creationy'. Refuses to acknowledge that the bible was considerably altered by Emperor Constantine and the Council of Niscea around 500AD.
Bible Thumpers (plural) Term laterally applied to all extreme right wing christian groups who use the bible as a basis upon which to justify extreme acts of hate or violence (Westboro Baptist Church comes under this heading)
Fred) the bible is totally true every word!!
Joe) Bible-Thumper.....
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refers to Christians and Catholics using another name for masturbating more commonly used by priest and religious figures
The priest told me that tonight he is going to be Reading the Bible
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a fundamentalist christian who aggressively pushes their beliefs on others
I believe in god but I'm not a bible-thumper.
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I looked in the holy bible, but it wasn't there!
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Slang for having sexual activity with someone & using the excuse of being religious, preferably with someone with the name of Jordan.
'Hey, I've got bible study tonight with Jordan.'
'Sorry Jasmine & Seazer, but my bible study with Jordan is far more important than feeding the homeless.'
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criminal-mafia republicans tweeting pious garbage to distract from being terrible
Suzie was perusing Twitter and came across Kelly Loeffler's tweet from book of Matthew. "Wait isn't she the insider-trading gal?" she thought to herself. "My god these depraved republicans always do Performative Bible like we don't know they broke the law"
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Another term used for vagina. Can be used when talking about sex and religion.
Did you hear about the local pastor's sex scandal?
No, what.
I heard he left an offering in her pink bible.
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