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Dreaming of oneself in a different, more exciting job.
I fucking hate work. Im going to spend the weekend job flirting.
Much like Schrodinger’s Joke, Schrodinger’s Flirt is a flirtatious gesture in which, if one or both parties are clearly joking, then neither should take it seriously, but if they are both serious then they should let fly.
Friend: “Hey dude, she was clearly flirting with you. Did you tap that?”
Other Friend: “Nah man, Schrodinger’s Flirt. Schrodinger's Flirt means it’s just a joke between us but if she ever was dead serious, I’d fuck her everyday of the week and twice on Sunday.”
What Werewolf and 31 players in telegram do when they can't cut it
Person 1: Matthew infected 4 players
Person 2:Ikr.Miracle!
Person 3:He's obv flirting with Ape
When you bump someone else's feet with your own to get attention from that person, often under the table while eating or doing something else
Can the two of you stop toe flirting, you are missing each other and hitting my feet all the time
Just as products have sell-by dates for when the contents are deemed to be inedible, people who fancy themselves as charmers, should have flirt-by dates for when their flirtatious behaviour is deemed to be more than a little off putting. This is most likely the result of old age.
"Did you hear Jane caught John flirting with some young chick again and this time divorce is on the cards"
"Well I guess his flirt-by date is up!"
a group of smoking hot ladies that flirt in a group and are great friends
example
Sam- woah dude all these girls are flirting with me !!
James- dude that's the flirting fiesta!!
when you start flirting with someone even though you’re already dating someone.
Guy 1:so how’s flirting with Veronica going?
Guy:2 I was flirting with her last night and ended up hurting my girlfriend cause she found out I was flirting with Veronica.
Flirt and hurt:flirting with someone while dating someone else and end up hurting them cause u were flirting with someone else