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Freezing Pipe Plunge

Similar to the Polar Bear Plunge where idiots run into the ocean in below freezing weather to raise money for charity. This occurs when you run into the ocean and have to drop a massive pipe. When your bum hits the water, the freezing temperature will cause the pipe to plunge back into your a-hole, similar to a mole returning to his hole. Because of the sheer force that the pipe withdrew back into your spink, you may need emergency surgery to stop a pootential clogging. This surgery involves a surgeon, a plunger, and a gloved hand. The surgeon will have to plunge the pipe out of your b-hole in hopes of unclogging your septic system. Good luck.

Tyrant: Bro you wanna hit the club tonight?

Big Easy: Man I wish but I gotta rest my b-hole for a few days. I messed it up bad during the freezing pipe plunge

Tyrant: What is that??

Big Easy: Imagine the pipes Rappa on the Crappa drops. It’s that level of force, but the pipe sucks further into your bum instead of being expelled into the turdlet.

Tyrant: That sounds like a good time. Invite me next time.

by Stoney69 November 14, 2020


Latart Freeze

When you attempt to friend your French softball teammate on Facebook, and she accepts all of your buddy's requests, but ignores yours.

Wow. You just got the Latart Freeze

by bryguy33 May 17, 2019


tang freeze

1. When a female is sexually aroused to the point of excitement where she's just itching for a good dicking but is let down by her lover (either before or during foreplay and/or sex), resulting in intense sexual frustration. This is especially irritating when vaginal stimulation has been initiated.

Synonymous with "blue balls," but for chics.

She was so excited for her booty call that she sent her man a horny text telling him how ready she is for him to pound her pounani, but he texted back bailing on her. She responded by texting him: "Dang boi, ur gonna give me tang freeze?? I'll get me a new dick then!"

by T-lish February 4, 2010


Freezing Asset Rich

Being wealthy enough to have the US government freeze your assets

I don't want to be just rich. I want to be freezing asset rich

by johnself March 21, 2014


freezing

freezing is when someone begins to become a snowflake

1. why are you freezing? you look stupid doing it-

by aa.. April 9, 2021


Freezing

Freezing is a guy that is very cool and very pro, and he is definitely better than Mokmi and Phat.

Freezing is pro

by Fuck this every name is used October 17, 2021


Glitter freeze

Glitter freeze refers to a starry night sky, and how it kind of looks like a bunch of glitter frozen in time

Mark E. Smith: "it was the glitter freeze"

by Xx_joemother_xX March 19, 2023