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pussy ham

where the vagina is over sized and hangs like Christmas ham.

Haleys moms pussy ham is showing through her shorts!

by am yeah August 15, 2009

15๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


pressed ham

when you press your ass against glass, thus flattening it and giving it the appearance of pressed ham

I went up to my friend's house and gave his window pressed ham.

by Equinox_ October 16, 2008

58๐Ÿ‘ 14๐Ÿ‘Ž


ham candle

the male genetalia,commonly referred to as penis,shlong,dick,wang,johnson,pork sword,prick,bologna pony,cock,boner,woody,uncle dillie,banana stick,cucumber lumber

My wife once said to me,Stewart put that 12 inch ham candle in my wet gaping vagina.

by zach decof September 2, 2007

41๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


slappy ham

British term for face.

You should have seen his slappy ham when I ate his cold on the cob!

by murgatroyd.f April 30, 2011

46๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


ham acting

when a person overacts immensely. it is generally more accepted in the theatre but criticised in film and tv. can also describe a person who is being fake. also called "hamming it"

Barbara Kellerman in the BBC adaptation of The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe shows a lot of ham acting in her portrayal of the White Witch.

by rickysayshi January 1, 2009

45๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


ham sammich

to place ones face in anothers booty

self expanatory

by unfukwithable May 27, 2004

274๐Ÿ‘ 93๐Ÿ‘Ž


ham doodle

a stinky little rabbit who always goes to the strip club with his little doodle flopping loose just to make the point of a cheese maniac

i saw a freaky ass ham doodle at the strip club yesterday

by jimmy hendrix November 9, 2007

10๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž