milk and beans

Milk and beans is used to describe Milton Keynes, the city in England.

Alright Dan, what you up to this weekend? Oh, i'm going to milk and beans to see the concrete cows.

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Milking the Badger

A term used for jacking off, and sometimes cum aka sperm.

Mike: Hey Rob, why are your hands all wet?
Oliver: He was probably Milking the Badger.
Rob: Hey, Shut up!

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Milk Massous

A girl that plays with the guys cum in their hands.

Quit being a milk massous and lick your hands dry!

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milk and honey

As in "the land of", describing a place where luxuries are plentiful and easily aquirred; biblical reference to the promised land.

Recognizing the cheap smell of Old Spice and the glint of newly bleached alabaster teeth, the congressmen walked into the room of pandering lobbyists knowing they've landed themselves in the land of milk and honey.

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The Milk Fic

A horrendous FanFiction starring Brendon Urie and Ryan Ross from Panic! At The Disco. Theres a milk enema, and i’m never drinking milk again.

“Did you read the Milk Fic?”
“Yeah bro. Never drinking milk again”

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Penguin Milk

A popular drink born and pioneered by Sir William Terror out of Richmond, Virginia.

This mighty elixir can be only be made in the heart of a Denny's. First, one must order a Pacific Chiller. Then, add a coffee creamer (or two, if preferred) and stir thoroughly.

"Dude, why are you putting creamer in your drink?"
"PENGUIN MILK, MOTHERFUCKER!"

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dont milk it

Don't over do it. Basically exaggerating something.

Boy: ahhhh I hurt my knee
Geeez: dont milk it fam

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