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hanging sack

When a guy doesn’t wear underwear under baggy shorts and leaves the house. Synonyms: going commando, free balling

He was hanging sack when he went to drop off mail at the post office and get coffee.

by Weedy Puffington June 21, 2020


sack bump

An elaborate, ceremonious salutation between close male friends. When two friends who haven't seen each other in a long time are reunited, they immediately drop trow revealing their sacks, then hold them in an outward-facing position and run directly at each other. This is typically executed at full speed and in perfect alignment. The result is that both participants dangerously collide sack-first, causing them to repel off of each other in a cartoon-like, elastic fashion, ultimately sending each friend into random, disoriented trajectories where hazards likely await.

The sack bump is a kin to the well-known chest bump and fist bump. However, the sack bump is a superior and more valued greeting ritual, reserved for parties who hold the utmost respect for one another.

The epic sack bump of '89 sent Gordon off a balcony, shattering both his legs and his penis, while long-time friend Herbert was hurled under a taxi cab, bursting his coin purse apart instantly on impact.

by JDirty September 28, 2013


shwety sacks

when you have a sweat sack

Ingmar and Sebastian have very shwety sacks during history class

by sebstud May 22, 2011


Tater Sacks

A big ol' pair of titties.

I told that bitch to get them tater sacks out.

by G. Jordan October 26, 2007


Sack religious

A female/ male that is dedicated and worships their man's cock and balls.

(Friend #1) You must be layin' the pipe right. Ever since you've been bangin' Jenny , she's stop talking Joe and Mike. (Friend #2) Yeah, she's become sack religious.

by lane3192 April 14, 2017


Lumberjack Sack

When a man's scrotum is so hairy it resembles that of a Lumberjack's beard.

You have a Lumberjack Sack, it looks like the Brawney paper towel man.

by the R&L book February 10, 2009


Sack Sergeant

Another name for a penis.

The sack sergeant presides over the balls.

by Rob E. Beckett September 27, 2009