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When a female looks up at you sideways as she's giving you head.
Jenny looks so good giving me head, especially when she's givin' me the shark eye.
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What a chick looks like when she looks up at you sideways, as she's giving you head.
Joey : Damn, the head from Stacy last night was bomb!
Mike: Yeah, she was giving you the ol' shark eye?
The phone number you give a person who asks for your number, but doesn't have a chance.
Guy 1- Hi, my name is Jerry(followed by some cheesy pick up line), you think I could get your number and we can hook up some time?
Girl 1- Ok, sure, it's 999 nevermind.(followed by a slight head shake and chuckle.)
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A female/ male that is dedicated and worships their man's cock and balls.
(Friend #1) You must be layin' the pipe right. Ever since you've been bangin' Jenny , she's stop talking Joe and Mike. (Friend #2) Yeah, she's become sack religious.
a good time ruined by a period.
This chick and I pulled a 6.9 last night.
She didn't tell me she was on her rag. I would have rathered an old fashion 69.
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Female, Donald Trump supporter
Don't ask Lisa who she's voting for, that dumbass is a Trumpette.
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A chick caught cheating, "red handed" , with a dick in her hand.
He left his old lady cause he walked in the room and she was caught with swollen property.