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We wen't to buy some Tim Allen's mustasche from the drug dealer.
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relating something normal to a ridiculous conclusion
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“Yo did you see the bills game last night? Josh Allen was incredible!”
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A fat kid with contacts that thinks he is very smart but is actually very stupid. He likes to brag about his grades to his friends.
Jacob Allen has a small pepe
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Term for blowing a spy's cover and used it to escape, dodge or evade the truth.
Named after Joseph Allen, who Vladimir Makarov iced after he does the massacre on an airport named after his master, in No Russian.
Underling: There's a rat on us.
Boss: Everyone, I'm Exposing a Joseph Allen on our group. *Shoots the underling* There, everybody knows that we never tolerate snakes on our group.
The armpit of Louisiana. All high schoolers think they are country/redneck. Blacks will wait till you are 4 feet from them and walk out in the street in front of your moving car. At night. Just about the ugliest and most boring place to live on earth.
"Wanna go to Port Allen, LA?"
-"Fuck, no."
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Magical Mood changing elixir.
Caffeinated alcoholic beverage available in Maine and New Hampshire. Tastes like an iced coffee. Better than kalhua
When you're really dragging from last night's hangover, Allen's will get you ready to start again.
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