Lube your sexual partners Arse cheeks plus crack..while you lay back and have them wank of your erection using there cheeks without anus penetration.
Can't believe my luck when I got home to find my missus with Arse cheeks ready lubed for a ruddy good Arse wank
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adj; 1) describes an object or situation that is extremely difficult to get around in or to find your way through; a person that is very difficult to deal with; 2) something or someone that is lame or stupid
1) This is a dick-arse parking lot! (as in - you can hardly drive and move around in it - like a dick in an arse)
2) Andrew wants a real job - not a dick-arse job like working at a fast food joint!
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the act of focussing pilates exercises on the anal region, has many strange side effects. A kind of rectal prolapse.
"My girlfriend was practising her arse pilates when the next thing I know, there's shit flying all over the room and her small intestine is hanging out over the bed."
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A saying normally used by someone with rat tails and has a fascination about dicks thatβs sometimes borders the erotic!
Have you been shagging arse?
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anyone who is new to a prison and will definetly get pumped in the bum
ben jones you will be my arse food for the next three weeks
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A condition whereby a lady's arse appears to be trying to swallow her trousers, caused mostly by unfathomably tight garments.
Christ on a bike, have you seen the hungry arse on that? I bet she's got a real camel toe to match
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A horrible piece of crusty shit normally found clinging for dear life onto your arse hairs.
Fuck man, I took an epic dump last night, and now I've got a colony of arse spiders.
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