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When an old person gets really mad and starts making up insults from Old Testament scrolls.
You kids, stay off the grass! Bleeding clamb’s get a job!
A sexual position where two females on there periods play leapfrog
Those two LGBTQ+ non cis genders on there period, play leap frog ,the bleeding frog
That moment when you are wearing white pants, period underwear, a tampon, and a pad but coochie blood goes through all that anyway, but you've been laying down on the floor for some reason and your coochie blood touches your asshole. So then you get up and the coochie blood is right in your ass crack showing through your pants.
Side note why do tampons look like long sperm cells?
Random person: "DIOS MÍO!!!! Líza you're bleeding from your ass!"
Líza: "Oh, sorry that's just my uterus. She must think you're cute."
a deeply painful feeling of surrealistic bleeding especially in the genital region that can be remedied by conjectural tampons.
My agonizing ghost bleed felt so authentic that I had to rush to emerge to validate that in fact it was a ghost bleed.
Disappear completely, dissolve into nothing.
It was time to leave the party, to melt into the bleeding time.
A fucking delicious mocktail that you should try!
Ingredients:
1 can Monster Zero Sugar (the red or white can)
1/2 cup Daily's Strawberry Mix (alcohol free)
A few squirts of liquid fruit punch or cherry drink mix
Directions:
Put ingredients into a cup or a bottle with a lid, then shake. Pour over ice in a glass, then garnish with a cocktail umbrella and fruit of your choice if you wanna get fancy. Add a couple shots of cherry or strawberry vodka for a Drunk Bleeding Lili if desired.
WARNING:
DO NOT DRINK IF YOU'RE PREGNANT, BREASTFEEDING, OR CAFFEINE SENSITIVE! NOT RECOMMENDED FOR YOUNG CHILDREN. CONSUMING TOO MUCH CAN CAUSE HEART PROBLEMS. DRINK RESPONSIBLY!
Damn, it was a long day at work! Since I'm not old enough to drink, I'll make a Bleeding Lili, and drink that while I eat a cheese steak sandwich from Boxwood Café.
Another way of saying that shit hard, fire or crazy in other words just downright cool
Ay woe that bih bleeding to the slush wit that jacket on