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An artisan style burger prepared for a significant other or stranger. This course is typically served in spite, with a special semen sauce.
"Damn it Donald, I just took a bite of that rotten spunk burger and I almost choked"
"One spunk burger for the fat rude lady at table 7, Mr. Rowe"
"Paul can't get enough of that special spunk burger after our lunch hot yoga session"
A delicious burger. No need to put salt or cheese, because the semen is so good it substitutes for both. Once you eat a Cum Burger you will never want to eat food again. Just semen.
"Hey, (friend) ever eat a Cum Burger?"
Friend: "Yea, I ate one last night. Instead of using sauce, I used sepsis mixed with Cum and shit to make bootyhole potions. My Cum Burger tasted so good, I am going on a 100% Cum only diet!"
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This is the sexual act of taking a man's jizz and putting It on an unsuspecting persons cheese burger and having them eat it and telling them it's mayonnaise
Haha you just ate a cum burger fag boy/girl
Have it your way at BK. You got it! :)
YOU GOT IT!!!!!!!!!!! For just a $1
AHAHAHAHAHAHA
Burger King 🍔 👑 🤴 👍
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A terrible special burger cooked by a special burger. It usually involves burning the burger by cooking it in tin foil with buffalo sauce.
Mike made us go to the store in Pelican Rapids so he could cook up some Mike Burgers.