Carry yo ass to bed

It means to go to sleep.

Carry yo ass to bed before I whoop your ass.

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Jeff Carris Problem (JCP)

World Series Of Poker Bracelet winner and all-around badass Jeff Carris does not have problems like the rest of us. His problems are problems most people would love to have. A Jeff Carris Problem is not a problem, but rather a decision between two or more badass options.

For example: Jeff Carris might have to decide if it's worth his time to have sex with a mega-hot stripper. Would he rather get a lap dance while playing Call of Duty or Boom 20 K in a couple hours.

"I don't know if I want the Bugatti or the Ferrari. It's a total JCP."

Jeff Carris Problem (JCP)

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CARRY ME UP

when person lie for you, you later find out the truth

B: what the time
G: 6:60 2mins later ohh 6;30
B: you been wan CARRY ME UP abi

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" HIS EYES CARRY THE STARS IN IT

Do you know when to use " HIS EYES CARRY THE STARS IN IT" ?!
You can use this when you describe Park Jongseong or Park Jay from Enhypen

Park Jongseong" HIS EYES CARRY THE STARS IN IT"!

Or
Park Jay "HIS EYES CARRY THE STARS IN IT "!!

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Keep calm and carry on

A term for assholes who think they are going to get somewhere in life, but in fact they will just live in their parents basements for the rest of their life.

Keep calm and carry on you stupid fool.

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Speak Softly and Carry a Big Dick

One of the most important principles of Big Dick Diplomacy. The term was coined on January 26, 1900 by Theodore Roosevelt when his coworker expressed his frustration of not being able to get laid. Roosevelt proclaimed, "Speak softly and carry a big dick, you will get laid." He took Roosevelt's advice, although it has never been officially confirmed if he got laid.

Coworker: "Why can't I get laid?, I always get rejected."
Roosevelt: "Next time you get rejected try using Big Dick Diplomacy. Speak softly and carry a big dick, you will get laid."
Coworker (5 minutes later): "Thanks for the advice, I just got laid."
Roosevelt: "Awesome, I told you it works."

Speak bigly and carry a soft stick

Former President Donald Trump's guiding principle in foreign policy, as well as in the bedroom. The opposite of Teddy Roosevelt's "speak softly and carry a big stick".

"Diplomacy? Nah, I want to hurl insults at people on twitter! You know what I always say, speak bigly and carry a soft stick!