JCP

JCP = Job Centre Plus

JCP is simply a short way of saying "Job Centre" or "Job Centre Plus".
This phrase is used by both JCP staff and Job Seekers.

what is the JCP? well its where unemployed go to search for work, sign on to benefits and receive support.
their staff are often considered to be unhelpful and rude....... we will let you decide if they are or not.

right, that's all I can say about it, I'm off to the JCP now, bye.

"I'm off to sign on at the JCP, back soon"

"The lady at the JCP told me I need to get a job"

"I wonder when the JCP will pay me my JSA"

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Jcp

A clown

Did you see Jcp he a clown

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Jeff Carris Problem (JCP)

World Series Of Poker Bracelet winner and all-around badass Jeff Carris does not have problems like the rest of us. His problems are problems most people would love to have. A Jeff Carris Problem is not a problem, but rather a decision between two or more badass options.

For example: Jeff Carris might have to decide if it's worth his time to have sex with a mega-hot stripper. Would he rather get a lap dance while playing Call of Duty or Boom 20 K in a couple hours.

"I don't know if I want the Bugatti or the Ferrari. It's a total JCP."

Jeff Carris Problem (JCP)

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JCP dialect

The type of music played in a JC Penney. You’d be shocked that some play different music than others

Why are they playing The Weeknd in the jcp in Glendale? Oh, it’s their jcp dialect