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Chocolate News is a satirical fake news show hosted and head written by David Alan Grier. Its a show with sketches on black culture and a focus on how Grier thinks typical African Americans view things. It is not even close to as terrible as the Mind of Mencia is but its quite boring and not even close to being as funny as Chappelle's Show.
bill: Do you wanna watch Mind of Mencia?
steve: Hell no!!!
bill: How bout Chocolate News?
Steve: No I'm not high enough right now. Lets watch Chappelle's Show instead.
Bill: Fuck yeah!!!
(turns Chappelle's Show on)
Tyrone Biggums: I smoke rocks.
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When one defecates on ones hand, paying particular attention to apply a healthy coat to the finger tips.
Then, in a proud, military stance, salutes ones adversary - ensuring a self-given shit marked eyebrow.
On the downward motion of the salute, one must endeavour to flick the remaining excretion onto the face and neck area of their commander/adversary.
Fuckin hell! Did you see that? Barry just gave Colin a cracking chocolate salute. He'll be wearing that eyebrow for days.
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A black woman.
Look at that hot chocolate ride.
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I must go to the toilet before my pants are covered in my own bum chocolate.
Or,
Let me sniff your bum chocolate you slag
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Before or after sexual intercourse... The act of defocating between a morbidly obese person's pockets of fat, (commonly known as "rolls") then proceeding to obtain a firm grasp on the pockets and compress them to flatten the fecal matter into a shallow, semi-spherical, "omelet" of turd.
Nasty Fuck1: "Dude, that bitch was so fucking fat, after I fucked her senseless I decided to give her a specialty chocolate omelet. And seeing as I'm such a master chef, I served it up hot and the greasy cunt slurped it down without a second glance."
Nasty Fuck2: "Holy shit! Thats almost as bad as a chocolate ninja! She's a keeper. :)"
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v- to take a shit in someone's mouth and make out with them.
Adam loves to chocolate smudge his mother.
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When you do a handstand while having diarrhea.
George: I’m bouta give my girl the chocolate fountain treatment tonight wish me luck.
John: What the fuck is wrong with you?
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