Commitment

Opening a bag of chips when you’re home alone

Me: *just got home. Sees bag of chips on counter . Checks if anyone are home.*
God: This is your chance.
Me: This is a commitment.

Commitment

Every swinging dick should be there! I don’t want to hear my wife’s got a pot roast on!

Commitment!

Commitment mean every swinging dick should be there

commitment

Central Cee once said: I got commitment issues

I got commitment issues 🐴🐴 if ykyk

commitment's

Go do something just do it

commitment's in your relationship your girlfriends waiting ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

go commit air not entering lung area

Another way of saying kys

lj: u r an idiot im the best!!1!
Tq: go commit air not entering lung area you retarded 3 year old

commit green ogre

BECOME SHREK

go commit green ogre noob

commit not die

telling someone to not die because you romantically love them so much.

PLEASE COMMIT NOT DIE!