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A large multi-billion dollar corporation founded by Twizzelo102 in August of 2022. The corporation focuses on developing songs that are extremely gay, and feature gay lyrics. Sometimes GayRemix Corporation makes gay songs of their own, but they usually remix completely normal songs and make them gay.
Hey dude, did you hear that new song by Nardo Wick, 21 savage, Lil Durk and G herbo, Who Want Smoke?? Nah dude, I hard that GayRemix Corporation song Who Want Suck??, by Nardo Dick, 21InchSavage, Lil Dick and G squirto.
A worker drone in a big ass corporation who strives for mediocrity, is threatened by critical thinking and always takes the easy or safe way out instead of what pushes forward. Is inauthentic and willing to jump aboard the latest fad for brownie points from their superiors or to push along a popular agenda even if they haven't really thought it through or actually care. A pencil pusher. A workplace politics rat. Will throw others under the bus to save their own skin or to cover up their own fuckups.
" Tony's up to his fuckery again. Started wearing some new badge about that thing after HR sent that 'we stand for so-and-so' email. Yesterday he was making jokes about it when he handed the report in late and blamed everyone except himself for it. He's such a corporate hack, I wanna punch his face and smack that slimy grin off" grimaced Arsene.
"Ah crap, Tony's coming this way.. and he's... handing badges out? Kill me now" Mark groaned.
"Guy creeps me out, but management seems to like him, so what do I know?" Sherry remarked.
A facsist corporate state where the entity covers everything and everyone like an umbrella, controlling their lives with (mis)information about their true agenda.
Umbrella corporation was the entity that people thought was taking care of them, like livestock.
The state of being mentally removed and detached from corporate business culture, and general disgust from the overconsumption of business buzzwords and acronyms.
After twenty years of meetings, spreadsheets and conferences, I have corporate sickness and am retiring.
Someone who believes every lie told by corporations. They believe corporations have the best interest of everyone in mind. They also believe a corporation can do no wrong.
Did you hear about John, be careful because he is a corporate dog.
1. Birthday
2. Spawniversary
“Happy Corporealization day, butthole!“
“Oh, thanks! How did you afford this?"
" Robbed a rich dude."
grind hard on the weekdays and get those results before you cut loose on the weekend
Mark: Ready to get smacked this weekend?
Matt: Nah, gotta write a paper for psych first. You know, go corporate or go home.