Country Music

Losers who ride the band wagon, often listen to this filth. Luke Bryan is a herb with two first names. Nobody likes this music, they just go to concerts to see "wanna be" country girls who usually dress in sexy flannels and boots.

Girl 1: hey girls, do you like Country Music? lets go to a country concert and pretend we are tailgating. We probably won't get with any dudes there though because most guys who go to these concerts are gay.

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Shithole country

When a stable genius evaluates the economic and cultural potential of non-US citizen using a complicated algorithm and assigns a qualative number that defines the potential future generational opportunity growth quotient that sets international policy.

I can say with certainty that no United States of America President would ever call another sovereign territory a "shithole country"....I stand corrected.

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Side Country

Side Country describes the ski or snowboarding zone just outside a ski area boundary.

Unlike Backcountry Skiing and Snowboarding where the riders hike in for access, Side Country is accessed from the lifts of a ski resort.

Several ski and snowboard manufacturers started building a product category called "Side Country" in 2008 which combine characteristics of lift-served skis and snowboards and backcountry or off-piste specific products.

I'm gonna ride the Side Country today because the ski resort's trails are packed with spring breakers.

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It's a free country

A phrase that is used by Americans. Sadly it is no longer true, but to this day the Government forces people believe it is.

Sincerely Signed,
Your Friendly Neighborhood Conspiracy Theorist

"It's a free country!" Johnny to the Government

"No it's not!" The Government to Johnny

"I'll think what I want" Johnny

"You'll think what I tell you." Government

"Ok." Americans to Government

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Country Strong

Country strong farm boys and girls. Very strong for their size. Strong from hard work on the farm. Functional fitness, good work ethic, not huge and muscle bound, but very strong.

City boy: can you help me lift this tire?
Farm boy: here, I'll just carry them both.
City boy: dang you are strong!
Farm boy: yep, I'm country strong I guess.

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country kitty

an animal, a.k.a. skunk. Also called a pole cat.

When in the country, do not try to catch a country kitty.

In the U.S., skunks are often called polecats.

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country music

example songs:

"she thinks my trackers sexy"
"i love this bar"

enough said

If you hear someone listening to country music run

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