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When you defacate yourself in a crowd unbenounced
I crop rusted on the subway today.
When one person (typically male) elects to get naked and have a group of (also naked) women stand around them in a circle while they pass thier flatulent gasses in said individual's general direction for the soul purpose of sexual fulfillment.
Friend #1: "Hey Mikey, you gonna make it out for my bar mitzvah next weekend?"
Friend #2 "Sorry bro I can't make it. I'm hiring a bunch of overweight prostitutes to give me a Carolina crop circle that weekend!"
The act of farting at the face level of a friend or partner. While twirling in an arcing motion as to waft the aroma in the said companies direction.
My wife just rainbow crop dusted me, and now I have pink eye.
Same as cock-blocking but in the Settlers
Danny performed an act of crop-blocking on me!
When you crop dust yourself by sending airmail as you take a seat on the throne
I went to drop a duke and accidentally crop dropped myself during decent.
he was harvesting the crops in the washroom
Shaved pubic area on an otherwise very hairy man
When she removes his shirt she thought of the hairy man “perhaps he is a primate.,” but once his pants came off and revealed a carefully shaven bush she said “no primate would take the time to make that glorious crop circle.”