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a curtain that men should wear to hide their dicks. if they have a small dick, they get a small dick curtian. its very simple.
"did you see how small his dick curtain was?"
"yeah i bet his dick is smaller than vances"
The female version of a mushroom stamp. Walk up to someone, drop trou, and just lambaste someone with your labia. Extra points for leaving a slug spot.
She totally curtain smooshed him at the party last night.
This happens when a female walks up to a guy, drops trou, and compresses her labia onto his forehead. Similar to the male Mushroom Stamp. Bonus points if you leave a slug trail.
Jim hasn't been the same since Veronica curtain smooshed him at the party a week ago.
"That guy needs to stop talking."
"Just curtain smoosh him... That oughtta shut him up."
A nosey neighbor who calls the authorities on anyone and everyone for the slightest reason.
My kids were outside playing basketball and the curtain wrangler next door called the police because they weren't wearing masks.
The act of placing one's lips over the labia and blowing as to create a loud flapping sound.
Eric gives lessons on curtain blowing in his free time.
When you get super fried, sit on the couch and get super distracted by your curtains and start quenching your inner desire for tactile stimulation by touching them.
"Dude, i spent Friday night curtain touching"
A dirt curtain is the (specifically long in length) ring of pubic hair surrounding the butthole.
Thanks Paul! I feel so much cleaner, your bidet really blasted my dirt curtain.