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A fiery, almost acidic like, shit that when birthed, leaves the sphincter a burning ring of hell fire.
Those chicken wings Sunday gave me a devil’s birth on Monday morning.
That devil’s birth feels like third degree burns on my rectum.
A white bread sandwich, with the middle being another piece of white bread. Mike Pence gave it the name "The Devil's Hoagie".
"Mike, why are you eating 3 pieces of white bread?"
"I'm not! I'm eating The Devil's Hoagie!"
When you have a terrible case of the PPCs (poo poo cramps), and you know that a painful shit will soon be born.
Chad Baconmaker ate Taco Bell for lunch. He'll give birth to a shit devil later.
When a person shits so furiously and aggressively that it tears the insides causing stomach acid to flow out of the anus, which will come into contact with the open wounds from the torn anus, causing an intense burning down there.
"My husband was a good man, but he died of The Devil's Anus."
The evil clock that haunts the WSU campus. While it is seemingly beautiful and normal during the daytime, it turns an evil shade of blood red when the sunsets and uses subliminal messages to hypnotize the students of Washington State University. It's apprentice, the jukebox of Hillside, does devil clock's work and attempts to lure people with it's dark spell. In the devil clock movie, soon to be starred in by Samuel L. Jackson (voice of the devil clock), the devil clocks spell takes over all of the students and the one nonposessed student has to climb up and sacrifice his life to crash through devil clock to unleash the spell and save the world.
Devil clock says hi and he's upset you haven't responded to his messages.