diet whoopass

A can of whoopass suitible for diabetics.

Tara: I'm going to open a can of whoopass on ya.
Bob: Please don't, I'm a diabetic.
Tara: Fine then, diet whoopass.

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diet mentos

when you put diet coke or pepsi with mentos
and most of us know what happens, its funny
people started record it

dude, look at You Tube theres so many Diet Mentos vids
check em out

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diet coke

A bastardised decaffinated and low joule version of the best soft drink in the universe.

Can also be used as an insult:

"You are the diet coke of evil" - Mike Myers, Austin Powers.

"You diet coke sir, taste like ass"

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diet catholic

catholicism without the god.

Anne is diet catholic because she doesn't believe in god, but she likes catholic traditions.

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Diet Coke

The diet version of a carbonated soft drink made by Coca-cola (formerly known as Coke)
Although not yet proven, many doctors feel that some of the sugar substitutes may cause cancer
hence, the commonly used term "cancer in a bottle"

"Doctor, why has my husband gotten cancer??"

"I'm sorry Jane, it appears that he has recently been drinking Diet Coke"

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diet Jism

What fat chicks should eat/drink also known as 'DJ' - 1 Calorie, Dont Cum-on-Me!

ooooohhhh...that bitch looks like butterbean! She could definately use some Diet Jism - ooohhhh!

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diet culture

Where you dont eat enough calories in a day because u feel fat or u have an eating disorder.

Demi Lovato went off on froyo place because of the "Diet Culture"

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