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direct wet willie

in the same family as a "wet willie", but instead of licking one's finger and penetrating another's ear, one would directly penetrate their tounge into another's ear in order to directly transfer the saliva.

Donna: he thought he was being sexy by licking my ear, but he kinda gave me a direct wet willie
Kimmy: ew, so sloppy

by gingerspiceypoo July 3, 2011


West Direction

The thought that Kanye West will take over the 'popular' band, One Direction.

Hey, did you hear about West Direction?
No.
Oh, OK.

by Rob0_ March 28, 2015


Single directional innocent whore complex

A person who is always trying to look and act in a sexually attractive to someone, but never realizes when the other person is playing along.

Girl 1: Ugh! He clearly wants to have sex with me, but never takes my hints

Girl 2: He clearly has Single directional innocent whore complex !

by Valentinowry February 20, 2022


directional hitting

pussies who cant use zone hitting because the only thing they play is exhibition games

i only use directional hitting

by mlbtheshow2021 May 2, 2021


direction of the horse

the twelve signs of the Chinese lunar calendar are not only applied to years and hours of the day, but to directions as well. starting with the Rat in the first in line} North and goes clockwise. the Horse is the seventh, which puts in the South.

There's a strong gust of wind coming from the direction of the horse.

by MoonlightMaiden July 29, 2021


Mis-Directional Moron

A person that gives you the wrong address to a location and you go way off course. The person has no consideration for the fact that you are going to need map purchases at a local gas station to figure out where the hell you should be.

Hey, did you make it to the location with the address I gave you.

No you fucking Mis-Directional Moron, you gave me the wrong address and GPS took me 50 miles off course. I didn't even have phone service in the location you gave me, so I had to buy a Rand McNally map set just to get my fucking bearings.

by TinyDefs February 7, 2023


Direct Faggot

Someone who smokes and inhales a cig, cig, cigars, cigarette and cigarettes which is the original meaning and known as a direct faggot.

Girl, I was walking down the street to the richer part of THE DISTRICT shopping mall and restaurants, and this man was smoking and blowing cigarettes in my face like they were going out of style.

I said "excuse me, don't make me no DIRECT FAGGOT NAH' SIR, I don't smoke round here."

by The Kream Collector January 19, 2024