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When a man puts his facial hair in some sort of tie/tail. They aren't pony-tails, they aren't pig-tails, they are DRAGON-TAILS.
Bloodaxe's chops are so long he makes two Dragon-Tails out of them.
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when the girl is giving the guy head... just as the guy is about to cum he grabs the girl by the throat, so she can't swallow and it comes out her nose
guy 1: i totally gave that chick the arctic dragon
guy 2: you are disgusting
guy 1: what she liked it
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When somebody plays an online game (Like a type of MMORPG) and no lifes a certain aspect of that game.
Also known as "No lifing" or "Gertjaars"
It is a bad thing to Dragon Rule5 and you should never be proud of doing it.
If you have a friend that Dragon Rule5s, help them, oh dear god, help them!
Guy: "Hey, did you hear about Patrick?" Guy2: "Yeah! He really Dragon Rule5'd that game of his!"
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The act of chugging a bottle of cough medicine and masterbating before you pass out.
I tried the drowsy dragon yesterday but i passed out before i was done.
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she started chasing that purple dragon, not me because i am a purple dragon but, heroin
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You’ve been abstinent for over a week, swollen and aroused you stand as your mistress genuflects
before you and takes you all in, deep in. You cum in endless waves, faster than your mistress can
swallow. The cum now flows out both of her nostrils; the path of least resistance; eyes watering she
suddenly blows it out, splashing cum in puddles over the concrete floor; now leaving her with a
sensation in the nasal passage akin to involuntarily snorting salt water.
OMG I think I just cummed through my nose like an angry dragon!
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A mystical flying reptilian from New Drowsiland that burninates one's food after eating, fatiguing the body with warmth.
I just ate a huge lunch - the sleep dragons are coming to get me!
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