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555'ed - to be 555'ed - to be given a false telephone number by an attractive member of the opposite sex.
telephone numbers beginning in 555 are used exclusively in movies and are not real numbers.
A 555 number is usually given to avoid embarassment on the part of the person asked, but it is also a dismissive gesture that can be embarassing when the person who asked for the number finds out what has happened; however, since the 555 number has its origins in film, recipients of the number may feel they have been turned down in a "glamorous" way, which softens the blow.
Hey can I have your number?
...Sure! Here it is. Bye!
Aw, dude, she 555'ed you!
What?
Look at the number - 555 - 0001. You got 555'ed - it's fake!
Man that really sucks, she was awfully cute.
No, she was hot, way out of your league, but now you have a funny story!
Yeah...I guess.
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A sexual term used in Westmoor High School, after a teacher was caught having a sexual affair with a student.
Used when someone is about to jokingly do something sexual to someone, but when mentioned in a sentence, will cause the person to halt the act.
Guy Student: *Touches Guy friend's shoulder*
Guy Friend: "Hey, don't touch me there, or I'll get you Vazquez-ed"
Guy Student: "Oh, sorry bro, no homo."
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The manliest of all facial hair. Ed's goatee is everything that is wanted or desired by women. Other men wish they could have Ed's goatee. Chuck Norris is only CHuck Norris, because he started with Ed's goatee.
Jeez, I can't get women to talk to me...I wish I could grow Ed's goatee.
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a page made of columns and short essays appearing across from the editorial (from opposite editorial)
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Someone who works hard and parties hard. Also keeps their house at 55 degrees at all times.
That hot dog is for Hardcore Ed.
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when you skin a woman and then wear her flesh while having sex wih her.
"So I walked in on Tom and he was wearing Kim's flesh giving her the Ed Gein!!!"
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