Person: hey erik.
Erik: fuck you.
Person: woah, that's rude.
Erik: eat shit
Erik the type of boy you randomly meet and fall in love with you talk to him once and it’s like gum on shoe he is always with you but you don’t mind he is the type of boy that knows how to treat a girl he is the type of boy that knows how it’s like for girls he’s the type to hang out with you and only you no matter who hates him he will defend you if someone talks shit he will always be there .
This is a person who ligma balls
Or sucks pussy
Erik always sucks pussy or ligma balls
He is the most wonderful man you will every meet. He is so pretty and has a heart of gold. But be careful, because he’s sexy and you won’t be the only girl wanting him.
A secret that he will never tell anyone is, that he can be emotional too.
Girl1: Who’s that good looking guy?
Girl2: Oh, that’s Erik. If you want him you need to be quick otherwise he will have another chick.
He thinks he is Houdini and people think he is funny for saying that. But he is acctually serious
Houdini is a magician. He is Erik's god