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There's been an influx of silly new slang words to the general population of late. Words such as "banter", "allow noun" and "MOLE".
While these are all in good fun, what we need in this time of wars, global warming and increasing childhood obesity is a phrase with the power to exaggerate life's GOOD THINGS with the hearty penache they deserve. For this purpose, I elect the phrase "PODIUM FINISH"
"Wow, look at this superior cheese on toast I have grilled!"
"That really is good cheese on toast - PODIUM FINISH!"
"I am 13, and NOT pregnant"
"Well done babes, PODIUM FINISH!"
"Mate, I just used my amazing banter skills to mole this girl up"
"Chye boi, PODIUM FINISH"
The feeling of being fucking done with everything including your ATAR, which will most likely be in arabic.
Fuck bro, hulmearn just taught me bare physics finna be big finished now.
The act of blowing your load down her throat while making her zamboni the piss crust off the lilly pads in the toilet bowl. To really get her off, you need to stick a Montecristo mini in her eyeball during the act.
I gave that bitch the Montecristo Finish and she sucked it up and wanted another.
To dump a load in a chick and using tap water from Flint MI as plan B
I came inside my tinder date last night, and had to give her a flint finisher because I was out of money
A professional "massage" that ends with relief (ejaculation).
If you want a fancy finish it's another $50.
Or
Are you down for a fancy finish?
How about a rub and a fancy finish?
Slang used by middle aged married men who use business as an excuse for homosexual activity at gas stations
“Honey, will you be home soon?” “Sorry dear I’m just finishing the document and I’ll be home soon.”
When old folks in a long-term marriage are so attuned to each others needs and so productive of flatus that they’re able to finish each other’s farts. Literally.
Not to be confused with:
> Fart Finish - When you determine the winner of a race using a puff of colored gas instead of a photograph
> Fart Finnish - The Scandinavian practice of keeping a fishbone in your anus so that farts come out silently
Looking in the Time Machine, what did I see?Tommy and Tammy, sitting in a tree. First comes love. Then comes marriage. Then they’re struggling to get up the stairs in their old house, hand-in-hand, finishing each other’s farts.
Respect.