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Instagram flexing

When you make out with a beautiful chick just to show her off to your friends.

- Damn dog you kissed her for a minute and you flex the hell of out her instagram.

- yeah that was the point you fool but don't tell anyone
- straight instagram flexing !
- don't worry, she'll never know, I'll make out with her two more times I guess

by N0_D1gn1ty February 7, 2020


keyboard flexing

Someone who 'gives it the biggen' over text/message but cant even confront his mum about his lack of pubic hair.

"Was there 'beef'?", asked barry. "No barry, Samuel was just keyboard flexing", chuckled paul.

by Spazoid November 28, 2016


flex a grumpy

To take a shit outdoors

That burrito is kicking in. I'm fit to flex a grumpy.

by agroman2012 October 9, 2011


flex flexington

Someone who shows off all the time or flexes about things in his or her life

HaqL is a flex flexington because he flexes every shot he hits

by Dumster March 5, 2017


flex stop

When you cross your legs and flex your butt muscles together to hold a dump in because your anal sphincter isn't strong enough.

Dude I had a close call this morning. I broke into a shuffle on the way to the bathroom and had to pause half way to do a flex stop.

by hilarioyo September 29, 2013


Flex jr

Altough flex is 5.09 he is a fat fuck that only eats chocolate. His father is the sexiest man you will ever meet and is a fine piece of meat. Flex only like men (eoin). Women go after him to get with his father.

Eoin is my only man defines Flex jr

by Rians father 035 April 12, 2023


flexing on the book

Gangster that is hella religious

Yo my man Ronald Is flexing on the book

by Der vvv March 29, 2018