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A restaurant Former Regional Manager of Dunder Mifflin Micheal Scott wants to open serving varieties of Cereals .
Quote from Michael Scott “ Well Actually I cant cook, I am starting a restaurant. Mikes Cereal Shack. I’m thinking we’ll have as many varieties as you can buy in a store.”
Nelly had stomach cramps....she badly needed to get to the bowel bowl to release some post-cereal material.
When the connection you're on with an electrical device,wether it's a laptop,mobile phone or a gaming system. And the connection is just so bad you can't connect to anything online.
Mike: Yo bro did you watch the game live yesterday?
Justin: No, way! I was at my cousins house and he had that cereal box connection. I couldn't connect to anything.
Eating cereal cereal out of someones bootyhole
(Male or Female)
Jacob: Dude! Last night I was Cereal Ass Eating.
Cameron: What's that?
Jacob: Tyquisha, let me eat cereal out of her butt
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The right way to do it and everyone knows it. If you put cereal first you have more cereal than milk and a lil crunch. If you put the milk in first there will hardly be any cereal and you will have bare milk left
Mum: Make your cereal the right fucking way or I will get you arrested
Everyone: I will be pouring the cereal first then
Pour the cereal in first is the correct way to make cereal dudes
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simply adding milk into the bowl before cereal.
Want some milk before cereal, I'm too lazy to make food.
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When your mom trips and falls while holding cereal, causing it to spill all over the floor, your dad then proceeds to say, "BEEB!" (Mom's Name is Really Bebe) while your mom says, "PETE!" (Dad's Name) thinking he is going to help her up, he then turns around and screams, "THE CEREAL!" While being upset that it is harmed and not helping your hurt mother off of the hardwood floor. This isn't a nice action.
"BEEB, PETE, THE CEREAL! is a crazy story."
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