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When a married man has to sneak in a quick one with his uninterested wife in the middle of the night.
Often a covert operation, hence ‘Delta Force’.
“You’d think getting married means getting laid more but Govind has it tough.”
“Yeah, he’s gonna delta force the missus tonight around 2.”
The speed force is a sorce of energy that powers a speedster like flash kid flash or jay Garrick there is also the negative speed force that is the sorce fo the reverse flashes speed the speed force is very powerful it can let a speedster travel through time as well as visit different earths and of course let you travel at super speeds it has been around since the beginning of time and so far has no limits of speed.
Through that thing into the speed force.
a group of people on the net who help promoted bands if they get into street teams. if they do get into a street team they get a "swag" of promo goodies to give out to kids and people. Prizes are involved and you send in reports of what you've done.
Yay, I made it into the ASH street team on Suburban force!!!
A woman who is so ugly no man would ever even think about hooking up with her. Therefore she is forced to become a lesbian with someone just as ugly as herself.
Damn, that girl is so ugly she she has to be a forced lesbian.
I know man i threw up a little just looking at her.
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The most bad ass mother fuckers who are trained in the U.S. Military right next to the Delta force.
These guys actually seem to threaten who I am unlike a regular cop on the street.
Some are cold bastards with no emotion and the ability to destroy people in massive amounts.
These men can pick locks, blow shit up, kill tons of people, and run a ton of miles for days on end.
If America was full of 18A Special Forces officers: Iraq would have had emp bombs blow out their electronics which kill 70% of troops. Dirty bombs killing people with radiation. Along with Specials killing people left and right with their bare hands. Iraq would have been won by now.
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A new unit in physics which represents the amount of meters per second a woman can thrust on a dick
Your mom has 69 vaginal forces.
I like a woman that has more vaginal forces.
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Noun - A variation of the eiffel tower, but with three guys and a girl. One guys is underneath the girl sticking it in the vagina, one guy stands behind the girl putting in her butt, and the last guy in in front getting a blowjob. All guys give a high five above the girl, in which the arms form the angle bisections meeting at the centroid of the triangle. Typically not the most enjoyable thing for the guy underneath since in face is in the balls of of the guy getting the blowjob. The guy getting a blowjob will also be discomforted, because his balls will be licked by the guy underneath. In which case most guy prefer to be the one sticking it in her butt.
The Father, Son, and Holy Spirit entered in a Tri-force with the Virgin Mary.
The three roommates entered in a Tri-force with one of their mothers.
"I was so drunk last night that I volunteered to be the bottom of the Tri-Force!"
"Praise the Tri-Force!"
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