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German Jerkoff

The act of masturbating to David Hasselhoff's picture while wearing lederhosen and playing german polka music.

Colton: Hey I am having a German Jerkoff party this weekend, you wanna cum. hehe
Cameron: Yes please, but can it just be a party of 2
Colton: Im so happy we are so close

Cameron: Same here my life would not be complete without you.

by Waskar February 28, 2011

10πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


German Spongebob

When you take a shit on your partner and rub it around with a sponge during sexual activities. Usually on ones chest.

She gave me the German Spongebob last night.

by Impalaman67 January 2, 2017

10πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


german kangaroo

When a man lies on his back with a boner pointing straight up and the girl jumps and lands with her puss on his dick off a mini trampoline, then immediatley starts shitting over his balls.

-Max broke his dick off when Katie screwed up her german kangaroo.
-Although Julie thought she was a prude the mear mention of a german kangaroo was just what she needed to get her off her ass and on a cock.

by Muscles and Dark Chocolate January 26, 2008

43πŸ‘ 23πŸ‘Ž


German Dynamite

A firecracker that's about 3 inches long and 1 inch wide and makes an incredibly loud explosion. Usually used to blow up fruits, pumpkins on halloween, mailboxes, and other items that happen to be outside.

I lit off a stick of german dynamite earlier today. I couldn't hear out my left ear for close to a minute.

by Ah-dum September 21, 2006

15πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


Sexy German

(Plural: Sexy Germans)
Refers to certain "chosen" sexy people.
Do not have to be German, but must know one German word.
Examples of sexy German names: Taylor, Divya, Alissa. (Those are most common)
Sexy Germans usually live in the Burnaby area of BC, but also found in certain other places.
Mostly found in Canada.

Person 1: Wow! Have you seen Taylor, Alissa and Divya?
Person 2: Yeah! They are SO sexy!
Person 1: They must be Sexy Germans.

by Taylor Adrienne January 18, 2009

25πŸ‘ 12πŸ‘Ž


German weatherman

An extremely good looking male or female. Normally used by annoying people from girls schools who say random alot.

Oh my gosh, Jim is a German weatherman. Random!

by 169% CΓΊlaBΓΊla May 7, 2006

13πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


german parachute

Breaking wind under the covers and quickly trapping your bed-mate in the fog under the blanket. A quicker application of a dutch oven.

My girl has caught on to the dutch oven, so I had to hit her quick with a german parachute on one of my gassier days.

by 12345678910111213 March 25, 2008

16πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž