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When someone leaves their shit out and shortly thereafter it magically becomes your shit.
Jimmy: Damn, Hayden! Niko left his new cover on the bench!
Hayden: You know what they say Jimmy, gear adrift is a gift!
A common tradition among generation Z where they get gifts for their close friends in mid October, purely for the sake of getting gifts.
John: hey Marissa, here is your Mid October Gift
Marissa: OH MY GOD I always forget about Mid October Gift season
He’s a genetically gifted urbanite.
A child who was conceived after their parents got drunk on St. Patrick's Day, and so was born around Christmastime and constantly has their birthday forgotten.
I hate my parents for making me a green early gift.
"I'm getting a gift for your mum, a new mug from urbandictionary!"
A gift typically given by a guy to his girlfriend/wife when he forgets it's her birthday or Valentine's Day/Anniversary/etc.
*Cell call* Happy " ", sweetie!
*"Oh, shit!" Grabs nearest thing on shelf*
An Oh-Shit Gift
Someone that accepts a gift only to return it a moment later, with little appreciation or thought in the matter.
Your friend asks for something, you give it, they hate it and immediately return it. i.e. an "Indian Gift-Getter"
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