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I used to believe in God until my curly hairs grew.
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1. The almighty being that brought everything into existance.
2. Completely rejected by the sinners who were responsible for acts sternly forbade by God, such as the crusades, or the Spanish inquisition. Most people say things like, "God is a hypocrit, His people go against His commands," even though the entire point of the Bible is to save us from our sins (such as going on crusades, and killing people for being Jewish/Muslim while living in Spain).
God has saved me from my sins.
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god is imaginary friend for those with weak minds. i wont believe in him til i see him.. i'd rater hang out with satan and light up a few blunts with him anyways
"Hello my name is God, would u like a line of this bad ass coke?"
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What you can blame everything on.
"daddy, why is the world sucha bad place?" "Because god hates you son."
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Anything that belongs to God and is therefore off limits to small world earthlings. If you are in the presence of anything that is God's, (ex. the arc of the covenant) you will melt and then explode.
Don't touch God's coffee mug or he'll smite you.
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The complete manifestation of human stupidity, hatred and cruelty.
"GOD IS ALL"
"YOUR A FAGGOT!!"
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