He/Him Lesbians

A lesbian who uses he/him pronouns because they are most comfortable with those pronouns.

He/Him lesbians should totally be respected or you're a lesphobe!

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box him up

To beat a guy up

"Move that car or I will box him up."

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shoot him an ask

To ask somebody something. It doesn't have to be a guy, "shoot her an ask" is totally legit too.

"Is Tom coming to the party? I don't know, let me shoot him an ask."

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christianing him down

Cheating someone or driving their price down on something. Being immensely cheap. Behaving in an unethical way. Stealing money from old people by lying about an imaginary god and asking them to send in money.

Hey, there goes BillyBob, christianing him down on the price of that stolen car.

Listen Bud, don't even try to christian me down on this. The price of that Torah is firm.

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rocked him to sleep

to ease the tension and/or hostility in someone by saying nice and calming things, only to completely take advantage of their submission and lowered emotional defenses. applicable for females as well as males....pretty much anything that can be persuaded

My nine on his lips, his fifth on my chin, I start whispering
"Put your gun down, we can skip town"
Rocked him to sleep, pushed back his meat
Lift off his chain, took his shit, emptied out close range... - Nas (excerpt from song "Shoot Em' Up)

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took him to france

A ménage à trois arrangement (ménage à trois literally translates from french as 'a household of three' and is used mostly to mean a threesome, thus the slang term) in which two individuals, (generally females)in cahoots with one another, get together and fuck another, usually unsuspecting male.

Often, but not exclusively, this is done at birthday parties, especially an 18th birthday party (or whenever the person being taken to france reaches the local age of consent).

Most commonly this is done by 2 girlfriends who want to do something extra-nice for a guy friend.

"My girl Deebo and I took him to france for his birthday. I wonder what he's tellin his friends about the trip. LMFAO"

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Get Him A Mobile

A phrase referring to when someone's whining, grumbling, complaining, etc. The mobile refers to the device often hung over a baby's cradle for their soothing entertainment, as it spins around. Thus, "getting him (the complainer) a mobile" implies he is a cry-baby.

Mr. Truscott had to listen to all of the crying pleas of the physical education student, but then Marly quipped, "Hey, GET HIM A MOBILE" and Kemberling and Herzog were astoundished by this, as was the entire class. The gym student was INSTANTLY SCHOOLED!

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