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a boner or erection experienced when a guy wakes up in the morning.
damnit, fucking morning wood gave me a huge-ass boner and I'm sleeping in the same hotel room as my mom
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Occurs when a female wakes up with a subtle moistness in and around her vaginal region; considered the female equivalent to morning wood.
After yearning for vaginal penetration Julia awakens with a fresh case of morning dew.
Julia: I woke this morning a bit wet, it was nice.
Val: Oh wow you must have had morning dew.
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when u wake up in the morning with a big ass boner.
after my friend slept over i woke up with a morning chubby and a sore asshole. then i cried.
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A girl so nasty that she could only be a stripper on Sunday mornings when the strip clubs are empty.
Hey girl, did you see Ashley last night?
Sure did...she looked like a Sunday Morning.
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Damn! Your funky ass look like a Sunday Morning.
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Pseudonym for a cat who "rolls with it" and doesn't let the weight of the world get him down.
"That cat is more relaxed than Al Sharpton's hair on a good day."
"Sure you right. He's most definitely easy like sunday morning."
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When you wake up and you have a massive boner. You could go camping with the tent you pop every morning. You cannot get out of bed untill everyone is out of the room.
When i pop my massive tent, with my morning wood all the girls jumped in.
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n. When a man wakes up with a boner. 1. Attributed to natural causes, or
2. Possibly derived from getting Morning head or both.
I had such fat morning wood I couldn't go to the bathroom when I got up today.
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