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a yaoi jam is like a traffic jam, only with yaoi pairings in a fangirls head.
Its when you have more than one of your favourite gay pairings with hot anime guys in your head. And that causes that you can't concentrate on just one imagine of two bishies making out, not to mention you can't concentrate on math exercises or anything like that. So a yaoi jam makes you sit around in school blushing and grinning with your yaoi rapeface and drooling or nosebleeding while your teacher talks about worldwar 2. That can be problematic. The solution: DON'T read/watch so much yaoi mangas, fanarts and fanfics.
yaoi jam can also be used as a secret code to tell your friend you are in trouble:
fangirl 1: hey hey I have YJ
fangril 2: oh fuck. I feel your pain....by the way... which pairings?
fangirl1: Jin/Ragna, Jason/Nigel, Ciel/Sebastian
fangirl2: *drool nosebleed rapeface*
fangirl1: -___-''
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A movie about Jordan retiring but got back to Basketball to help the toons beat the giant aliens in a game who stole the talents from 5 NBA superstars. Michael Jordan stars in the movie with the loony toons (however you spell it) characters.
Kazaam sucks and so does Shaq when it comes to movies. Space Jam was sweet and so was MJ. Why the hell would you steal Shawn Bradley's talent???????
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Raspberry Jam - A skirmish, typically close-quarters between two relatively equally armed forces. Notable casualties on both sides. Often, the strength of one side (usually defensive) isn't expected by the other (usually offensive). This underestimation usually puts a side, or both in a tight spot they may not be equipped for. Hence the jam.
*SWAT forces storm a location, but don't expect their opposition to have fully-automatic weapons. After a bloody firefight with casualties on both sides, one agent remarks to the other:*
"One hell of a raspberry jam we got ourselves into, eh?"
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A form of Cultural Jamming.Jamming,Flooding forums with informative chat that's beneficial to humanity
Overwhelming forums with messages of harmony.
Posting large numbers of positive, passive facts.
A form of activism
slangs devaloped out of movment include:
Marmalading
which is sending bitter sweet wake up calls or reality checks backed up with facts. Marmalade comes with no preservatives
Jam Donut
far right or neocon group, posting or forum. Usually used to inform jammers of posts.
Jam sandwich
a situation that a lone jammer often faces when struggling against persistent bloggers it is often used as a call to other jammers for assistance
A large group of jammers, bloggers were successful in the passive jamming of the forum.
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An expression stated after successfully doing something thrilling, extraordinary, or out of the norm against an opponent or enemy. "Jamming" is an artform made famous by Twitch streamer and YouTuber, BenJammins.
What a move! He was just crushed by that ATV while he was trying to snipe someone else. Get jammed on, baby! Welcome to the stream.
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A Boner Jam is a really good song. A Boner Jam can be a song from any genre.
"the home depot theme song is a real boner jam."
When a hipster eats nothing but fruit rollups and shits their pants.
The hipster ate only fruit rollups for three days and had jean jam for the next five.
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