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Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke.
Often used for situations where a joke or action has offended people and the offending person just shrugs it off.
When we asked John why he wore a pink suit to his grandpa's funeral, he simply replied "Meh, Joke Policy."
After the Party we asked Tony if he remembered what all he had done. He told us "Even if I did, I wouldn't care. It's all for Joke Policy anyway."
when a man says something to a man/gyal portraying it as a joke bc he ent confident enough to ask it for real. if they take it as a joke they act as if it was a joke the whole time, if they take it genuinely then they pretend they was serious or vice versa depending on which way advantages them.
as well as this the phrase can also be used if the opposite person knows what the phrase means
example of mandem joking:
question: “ay clare you’re looking peng still you tryna fuck... haha”
reply1: “nah fuck off”
response1: “haha i was joking relax”
reply2: “when you thinking hunni?”
response2: “my gaff at 9”
example of using the phrase:
“cum on my tits... hahaha mandem joking”
1. When one person on the edge of your social group kills every joke as it is being told.
2. When your watching an episode of a TV and your friend finishes all the lines before they are said.
1. Jared: So i heard a woman had a tree fall on her and i was like what was a tree doi...
Nick: In the kitchen
Jared: You suck.
Everyone: Joke Homicide
2. Peter Griffin: Your a good boy chris for following the law...
Nick: But you meg your goin to jail!
Jared: You still suck.
(Repeats)
Jared: Joke Homicide!
3. Alex: Yo Nick is killing every joke today...
Nick R.: Yeah i know hes totally committing Joke Homicide!
A joke that has been thought through for quite some time, yet never misses to disappoint. It kind of makes you laugh, but it also makes you cringe. A joke that goes even beyond the boundaries of a dad joke with a 100% facepalming effect. You either love it or hate it or in many cases, both.
You know why a paladin is on a diet? Holy light! – 100% Duell joke
James bond is the only true SPYder-man! – Ugh. Duell Joke
Welcome to this independent group! It’s getting indepenDENSELY populated! – Amazing Duell joke
1. when somebody takes too long to tell a joke
2. when somebody leaves out a pivotal part of the joke, therefore makes no sense
3. when somebody tries to crack a joke, but fails to give a smooth delivery
joke teller: "(insert beginning of joke here)... and then, and then, shoot, lemme think about this for a second...."
friend: (shakes head in disappointment) "joke dead"
friend 1: "ew, stephanie pratt is such a s u next tuesday."
friend2 : "don't you mean C u next tuesday?"
friend 3: "yup, joke dead."
joke teller: "why did the chicken cross the ro... ro... (SNEEZE)"
joke receiver: "ew, joke dead."
The act of repeating something someone just said in the first person and adding "once" to the end of it.
PERSON A: Hey, I found a penny.
PERSON B (Lopano Joke): I found a penny once.
PERSON A: I think she killed the spider.
PERSON B (Lopano Joke): I killed a spider once.
PERSON A: Imagine if you just died, right now.
PERSON B (Lopano Joke): I died once.
PERSON A: It's really hot in it.
PERSON B (Lopano Joke): I was hot once.
A joke or humorous passage that makes no sense and/or isn't even relevant to the subject of choice.
Usually involves no level of humor what so ever.
A Rob Joke:
"I'll just eat my tea at mine.. then at yours, hmmm, your house is my new home <3"
*Looking at a box of 'Vans' Trainers* "Bet you couldn't actually fit van's in there..."