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The moment when a guy thinks he's going to ejaculate, but doesn't. This May result in restarting your masturbation session or an accidental ejaculation.
Julio had bad jet lag, causing him to ejaculate minutes later than he thought.
similar to jet lag, but regarding faeces and the irregularity of bowl dropping
man #1 - hey man. i've just had 28 shits in just two and a half days and before that i hadn't had one in months.
When you travel across multiple time zones for holidays and festivities and the sheer exhaustion of the partying, the airtports, TSA and customs that goes along with it.
MA: Hey! Have you heard from Crane lately?
K: No, I'm sure he's completely fete-lagged coming from the UK after the holidays.
When there is too much going on in one game that your console can't keep up with it and freezes. Particularly in the Facility of Goldeneye for N64.
If you have all 4 players in the room with the colored pillars shooting automatics and running around the pillars you will experience lag swag.
"Hey guys, meet me in the pillared room, I want to lag swag it out."
Caffeine withdrawal as a consequence of alterations to circadian rhythms leading one's body to believe, at random periods during the day or night, that it is time for one's next cup of coffee.
HUSBAND & WIFE RETURN FROM TRIP TO PARIS.
Wife: Why are you getting up in the middle of the night to make coffee?
Husband: It's so strange; I feel I need a café au lait.
Wife: Oh no, you must have coffee-lag!
When one does not feel good after having lots of chicken.
I had the wings from the restaurant down the street, and now I got the chicken lag.
Face lag - similar to lag suffered by a computer but this lag appears on the face of humans *note* can often be confused with down syndrome but face lag only appears on stupid people
fuck u have a bad case of face lag