Ever wonder what happens when you mix hot lava and chicken?....
Yo Steve! Any chance you got and of that hot lava chicken?
a lava chicken is one of the biggest memes from the Minecraft Movie. It's basically a Minecraft chicken dunked in lava. I don't really know how else to describe it.
person 1: "La la la lava ch ch ch chicken Steve's lava chicken yeah it's tasty as hell"
person 2: "ooh mamacita now you're ringin' the bell"
person 3: "criiispy and juicy now you're havin' a snack"
person 4: "oooh super spicy it's a lava attaaaackk"
instead of being a bitch be a Lava bitch.
you just go around biting every ones head off in a hot ass fashion.
that bitch she's not a bitch she's a Lava bitch
noun
1: a factory where lava is manufactured
2: The location of the finale to the feature film "Terminator 2: Judgment day"
Evacuate the Lava factory! An ice water truck has crashed on the factory floor!
noun
1: a factory where lava is manufactured
2: The location of the finale to the feature film "Terminator 2: Judgment day"
Evacuate the Lava factory! An ice water truck has crashed on the factory floor!
The coolest dude in history, likes to say "dead chat" and is purposely annoying, everyone hates him but he doesn't give a fuck
Human: Yo dude did you see lava crystal yeet that meteor? hes so cool!
Lava King is the name given to the chosen one. Born a man and baptised by fire, Lava King is anointed by a higher power to serve in the name of justice and bring an end to world hunger, war, climate change and France.
Lava King will shape the new world and create a better place for future generations to use their newfound freedom to work together, look beyond earth and expand humanity beyond the stars.
Midwife: “Congratulations! It’s… a man?!”
Father: “He shall be known as Lava King, Bane of France”
Doctor: “We are in the presence of greatness.”
Lava King: “Get me on the first plane to Paris. I have work to do.”
Mother: “What the fuck is going on?”