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Some people have lego city’s, those people are insane. Building a 500 piece lego set takes me around 12 months. Let alone a “explicit limited edition 999999 piece Taj Mahal set”
Wanna build legos with me? No I want to stay mentally sane.
Lego - Toy meant for kids, in reality, adults play with it. Can be used as last chance weapon, if attack is a succes target is going to die in pain and pure agony
When I was deployed in Iraq, our Commander ordered us to drop Lego on a Village, all targets were eliminated instantly
small bricks that can make a child or even adult addicted
mom: hey son its time for dinn-
kid: SHUT THE FUCK UP IM BUILDING A FUCKING LEGO HOUSE
Little plastic landmines.
They FUCKING HURT to step on
You: Ah what I nice da- OW FUCK MY FEET! WHAT THE FUCK ARE THOSE? LEGOS??????!?!?!?!?! FUCKCKCKKCCKCCCKKCKC.
A satanic object sent from hell to torture humans. They are commonly found in a child's bedroom. If you step on one you will feel the collective pain of every soul encased in the depths of hell rushing through your foot.
Bob: Oh hey Billy, wanna play with some legos at my house after school?
Billy: Back of you satanic creature. I refuse to be within 333 miles of those pagan objects!