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I'm mentally disabled cuz I'm a lemon
This faggot down here is a lemon he's constantly saying IM A LEMON
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A really crappy car that never works, is really old, and rattles way too much.
John: Dude your new car is really bad what happened?
Mike: I didn't get the engine fixed amd now its a lemon car.
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Having a yellow stain on the crotch of one's underwear (usually white or a light color ) which resembles a lemon. This phenomena most commonly occurs when the person fails to "shake it" after the act of urinating.
When Kelly got shanked, the boys saw his lemon pocket.
A dirty whore that steals your lemons
“I’m tired of you lemon whores stealing all my lemons”
Damn.... Did you see that lemon baby in the toilet
Lemon Fanta is drink of the #gods If your lucky enough to find amazing refreshing #fantalemon don’t let it go flat. Your heart will break when you can’t find this in the shop but never give up hope because this is worth the wait. Best drank with those with good sense of #humar
Sally cinnamon : hey can I get you anything lemon Fanta ?
Joker : no baby I have my own lemon Fanta but I prefer your tea
Sally cinnamon: tea and lemon Fanta perfect
A mommy lemon is a lemon that makes you feel so good you want to sleep, so good that you will eat more.
The sad part is that mommy lemons give you stomach cancer.
Pat: Oh wow this mommy lemon is good is not sour wow
Bob: Ok you have stomach cancer lolololololo bad kid