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Small town noone knows, where in a blink of an eye you missed it.....don't worry you didn't miss anything good. Also all secrets and rumors are shared here.
Been to lone oak Texas
Nope
Work-induced ailment caused by understimulation of the intellect and excessive internet access. Symptoms include frantic e-mails nobody cares about; knowledge of your 3rd grade best friend's Facebook status at all time; and carpal tunnel syndrome.
Cures include getting a better job.
Today I sent my ex-boyfriend six e-mails within twenty minutes asking why he didn't respond to my previous e-mail, from 10 minutes earlier. Had zero answers after 35 minutes, which is unacceptable. Then I posted 5 Facebook statuses about how I felt. My psychosis is obviously a symptom of Lonely Receptionist Syndrome.
the city where the Heartbreak hotel is located,
where people sans boyfriends end up on friday nite
desperate,romantic,horny,solo,bored
My life is geographically positioned in lonely hearts-ville.
I am like wayy lonely hearts-ville rite now, if i don't get some soon, my punani is gonna dry up and fall apart.
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n. An ingrown pubic hair on the underbutt.
-Common occurrence among extremely overweight men wearing denim riding rascals through Six Flags Over Georgia during the months of August.
- Also has sporadically occurring in females with excessive peri-anal hair and type 2 hyperhidrosis
While riding the scooter at Wal-Mart, DeWayne realized the the coarse leather seat has popped his Lone Chilean Miner, causing a sour stench to radiate from his underbutt.
Going somewhere or doing something on your own
"Hey guys, wanna go to tesco to get lunch?"
"Na I can't be fucked"
"Guess I gotta do a lone man mission"
A song i once read from a nursery rhyme book in a closet with a friend and was made fun of by us since then. Its about a hippo who doesnt want to eat her peas.
"Oh lonely peas, so green, so round, so small...Nobody loves you at all." said baby hippo
"Wtf!! Eat your peas or your going to sit at this table for the rest of the night! screamed angry momma hippo
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A junior college mostly in and around North Houston. People go here for one of a few reasons
1. They want to go straight into the workforce so they are going for a Tech Prep Degree such as Veterinary Technician, Computer information Technology etc.
2. They want to get a bachelors degree but cant afford 4 years in a University so they are getting basic courses out of the way so they can transfer.
3. They got shitty grades and couldnt get in anywhere else.
4. They dont really care about school but they want to say that they at least went to college.
I am attending Lone Star College
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