Random
Source Code
Random
when a kid named matthew eats bread - mayo - bread sandwiches
marty mayo lick is eating pure mayo sandwiches!
1👍 1👎
Filling a girl’s stink hole with Mayo.. on May 5th
Stoney Bologna: Yo BC, wanna hit the joint tonight?
Big Cheesy: nah browski, I’m on house arrest.
SB: ……wtf you do this time
BC: Well… there’s this tradition on May 5th, called Stinkhole de Mayo. You find the closest Mexican chick, and you fill her stinkhole with Mayo, like the condiment. Then you plug her tooter with a butt plug and when she rips ass, her spinky explodes with white, slimy, goodness. It’s hilarious!
SB: Dawg… you are a badass MF!! I wanna be like you when my balls drop.
1👍 1👎
Antonym for ano de mayo. "Obo de mayo" is a term used to describe one who is very (de mayo) obese (obo).
After eating an entire seven layer chocolate cake, one girl giggled, "Omigod we are so obo de mayo."
3👍 7👎
The Eleventh of May. A day of celebration for teenagers of English, Dutch, or Swedish, decent across the U.S. but primarily in Southern California.
Nathanael: "Don't forget about May 11th."
Wesley: "I couldn't possibly, you've only told me like a hundred times."
Nathanael: "Haha."
Wesley: "Don't worry about it, dude. It is Once De Mayo after all. We're totally gonna party."
2👍 4👎
It's ok to fuck your girl if she is on her period.
You: Wanna smash?
Her: Can't I'm on my period.
You: There's nothing wrong with mayo and ketchup.
A culturally significant Mexican holiday on May 4th commemorating the first Cinco de Mayo celebration.
Traditional celebrations include: fasting, buying Cinco de Mayo decorations, and camping out at Taco Bell.
Lars: Lets celebrate Cinco de Mayo Eve in Lithuania!
Hans: Are you kidding? I'd rather be dead in Latvia than alive in Lithuania.
Lars: You are right.
Nat: Hey! lets invite Kat to our Cinco de Mayo Eve camp-out!
Everyone: NO.
7👍 1👎