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Someone who understands the tradition and styles of Michigan Football as a culture. He does not have to graduate from the school (see Bo Schembechler) or be from the state of Michigan (see Charles Woodson). All that one needs to do to be a Michigan Man, is understand the tradition of Michigan Football and to try to continue it, placing it about all else.
Even though Brady Hoke is from Ohio and went to Ball St, he is a Michigan Man. This is because he cut his teeth being an assistant coach at Michigan and helped them win a national championship in 1997.
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If you spend enough time in Michigan, your standard for girls will quickly drop. The sad part is that it lingers for about a week even after you leave Michigan.
"Wow, that girl behind me if pretty hot!"
"Dude, she's 220lbs!!!"
"Oh, must be (The) Michigan Effect... I'll go talk to her"
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Beaverton is a small town in Mid -Michiagn with around 1000 people. It has a lake named after the men who started the town as well as a few gas stations and restaurants. The people know each other very well and are mostly friendly, although they like to keep to themselves. They are not "small minded" as someone else said, but are proud and have traditional values such as respect and decency, and can be a little harsh on those who don't fit that bill. The most well known family in Beaverton are the longstreths
Beaverton, Michigan is 20 miles north of midland
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Someone who in real life isn't very hot, but at Michigan where everyone else is ugly, they somehow become attractive.
"Mike is average looking, but here at UMICH he's Michigan Hot"
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When two people have tubes in there asses and shit in the same tube at the same time.
Guy: Hey baby you wanna get kinky? Go grab the tubing from the garage.
Girl: What for?
Guy: a michigan transfer.
Girl: What's that.
Guy: It's where we both shit in a tube.
Girl: ok!!! I'll be right back.
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A native of the state of Michigan who has reached adulthood without getting any taller than 4'9"
That girl from Detroit is barely taller than a Michigan midget! I wonder how she sees over the steering wheel to drive...
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A school that only queers go to, they suck total ass and whine when they lose because they are babies.
1. hey i live in Greenville Michigan
2. dude your a queer i go to Belding
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