His name is normally Michael lopes and he likes cars, bars, and has a dog named har. He on the quest for that cupcake and is the Mexican eazy e.
Sussy imposter Mikey
a typical guy with the smallest willy to exist but yet says it is bigger
“ mikey has a small willy, but always says it’s 4inches”
“ he has a small willy, he must me a mikey”
Mikey is a talented artist. He has no other special qualities. Even his drawing isn’t very good we just say that to make him feel good ab himself. He’s nice tho. Tyler is a dumb bitch he is gay. He is Mikeys side hookup but also his main cause they r both single asf. Tyler has a thing for hammocks. Anyway Mikey is chill.
Me- Hey who’s the nicest guy u know
you- Mikey
Baller as fuck white kid who has a hoe named Hailey
Yo Mikey is baller as fuck and he's got that pretty girl Hailey on his dick
The man of a man that is incapable of every day actives therefore the large mass
The dumbest bitch you’ll ever meet. He has got the spirit but he a little confused
I asked him how deep a six feet hole was and he said 20 feet. His name was Mikey