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Moist Monke is when you make a gorilla erect from watching Zero Two hentai. Then rub petrol on the gorillas testicles, place the gorilla into a dog enclosure and watch them reproduce.
John: I’m going to moist monke.
Kevin: Ok, I’ll be watching frog lady then.
Something that tastes good to say according to a reddit user doing an AMA about being able to taste words.
Cain: I heard you can taste words. What words taste the best?
Abel: Moist earthquake.
Cain: *Picks up rock*
When a vagina suction cups to an ear.
Our date went so well, when we got home I gave him a Moist Susan.
A Moist Morris is very similar to a Wet Willy. To perform a Moist Morris, take off your shoes and socks, suck on one of your big toes, and then try and shove it up someone's asshole.
"Dude, Ezekiel gave Carson a fucking Moist Morris today. I think Carson moaned..."
Seriously your looking this up FuckTards
I had some moist cheese on my burger
A moist andy is when a girl is giving head and the guy cums in her mouth.
"Bro did you see Anna last night?""Did I ? Dude i gave her a moist andy!
When your dick is wet from receiving head but is still erect
Bob has a moist rock