moist tart

An attractive, sexy hot young woman. -UK

She's a lovely moist tart wot inspires wankers.

Moist Ache

An old woman turned on

Her husband gave her a moist ache.
Friend 1:"Do you ever think your grandma gets turned on?"
Friend 2:"Do you mean a moist ache?"
Friend 1:"Oh yeah."

Moist Charlie

When someone says something exceptionally unfunny, usually childishly so.

Wow man, you really just pulled a Moist Charlie. I'm disappointed.

Moist bumfuzzul

When you shake a pop can so much then shove it up your bum and you sit too hard so that it opens and explodes in your bum and it’s all sticky

“Last night I did the moist bumfuzzul challenge

moist geese

wet pussy

last night my girl had moist geese

Moist Grundle

Soppingly Moist Sweaty gooch.

Matt: *Going down on the coochie*.
Her: Whats wrong?
Matt: My tongue slipped down in your taint, i'd say you got a Moist Grundle.

Ronin: Damn bro you shat on that kid!
Matt: Its all About my Moist Grundle.

Moist Forrest

When a girls bush is wet from when she squirts

My girls moist Forrest felt nice