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1. The rubbing of the buttocks against another pair of buttocks, particularly in a public venue, such as a park or heath.
- He was morganing last night again.
- What piers morganing? Where?
- In the park. With a policeman. The dirty perv.
2. Sitting down on the ground and then propelling oneself forward with the hands, in a similar manner to a dog attempting to clean its anus.
3. The licking of celebrity bottoms, particularly low class 'D list' types, ex Big Brother contentants, minor actors, politicians and chefs.
- He was piersmorganing Shia Lebouf last night, all night. The dirty perv.
4. The blatant telling of lies - in either a diary or newpaper.
- He can't help piersmorganing, he's never told the truth in his life. The lying git.
5. The pretence of possessing enough talent to judge others
- He's no talent show judge, he's only piersmorganing.
6. The self delusion that makes the skin sweat cold.
- I can't look at him anymore, not since he started piersmorganing again. Gold help me!
Piers Morganing Peers Moron Lies Morgan Buttocks Talent Show X Factor Daily Mirror Idiot Liar Anus Cunt Fool Delusion
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The sexiest fuckin goddess pornstar that i jack off to twice a day
Dude1-did u see maleina morgan's new video
Dude2-on it right now, pass me that lotion and paper towel and get the fuck out of my office
Dude1- uhh so tired i was up till midnight jacking off to malena morgan'snew video
Dude2- Why the fuck dident u text me i would of took a sick day jackin to her
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Morgan is a name for a guy who's talented with music and listens to it a lot. They are funny and love to joke around on the outside but on the inside they have something they are dying to telling someone. They seem annoying at first but if you get to know them - they could make your world shine. They are handsome and are generally laid back. If you need something and they love you - they'd be happy to give you the world. They always have a secret admirer. They have a big heart, they just need someone to come care for it.
A male Morgan
"Hey have you seen Morgan? We have band rehearsal"
"Yes, he was helping --------- with carrying some large bags a few moments ago"
"He's so caring, he couldn't say no"
"Yano I think I'm in love with him"
"Go for it!!!!"
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(Better when drunk) Striking the official "Captain Morgan" rum pose as depicted on bottles of Captain Morgan's rum. One of the honourary pirate's legs must be propped up to rest on an object (a keg or barrel, if you have one) while the other is on the ground.
"I heard Kelso was Captain Morganing the keg last night."
"Yeah, but he was so drunk he fell right over."
"Yarr."
When someone is eating your ass and you shart giving them freckles on their face.
My girlfriend farted while I was eating her booty, when I went to the mirror to clean my face; I noticed an uncanny resemblance the Morgan Freeman.
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The one of the best and hottest member of the US Women's National Soccer team.
Wow, Alex Morgan is such a great soccer player
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Morgan logic is when one presents an answer that is exclusively relative to themselves and sees it as the correct answer and trying to convince others of this.
The main attribute of this logic is withholding information that could not possibly be known by any other subjects until a time they see fit to reveal it.
This is a desperate attempt at swaying the argument with zero facts or logic.
Today 5th April 2019
Dave : We are 1 / 3 the way through the year.
Bob : No we are only a 1 / 4 the way through the year.
Dave : We are in the 4th month of the year and there only 12 so 1 / 3!
Bob : Ah you see 365/94 = 3.88 shows its still a 1 / 4.
Dave : But by months I am correct.
Bob : Dave stop using Morgan Logic!