Description of a penis, coined from the combination of the word muscle and sponge.
Coined by BaysLife and GenerationInternaught on Twitch
My munge swells when i think of big booty bitches.
You're girlfriend dies and after a week of the greiving process you and a friend go and steal her corpse. Because you want to be together forever. So first you sew all of her orfices, so her ass, eyes, vagina, and mouth. Then you leave her outside for about a week. If you're lucky it'll be in the summer were it's warmer.
Then on a crisp cool night you goto the body. Get in the oral position cut open her vagina. Have your buddy step on her stomach. Then eat up what comes out.
Friend: do you want to go grab a bite to eat?
Me: no I'm still full from all the munge from last night.
To be used in romantic or sexual situations or used to describe them: Munge - any romantic or sexual action ranging from holding hands to hot steamy anal sex.
Can also be used as an insult or a root word
“Yea, me and Jane munged a little last night”
“Listen you munge-rat”
The word munge is an extremely clever word only used by high class individuals. Munge is simply an synonym for tasty, fresh or delicious. The word has inspired the author Shayne Topp to write many wonderful adventures like: "The Return of the Munge", "The Munge Strikes Back", "Temple of the Crystal Munge", "Top Munge", and "Paul Blart Munge Cop" whick as well should only be read by people with money and a iq over 500.
"Dad can i have something to eat?"
"NOT BEFORE DADDY GETS HIS MUNGE!"
Placenta and/or afterbirth that is squeezed out of a new mother's body immediately after giving birth.
Man, you should have seen the mung bullet that flew out of that lady when the doctor started squeezing on her stomach. It looked like a horror film.
A mustard mucus like substance from a decaying munged body.
After losing the brutal munge session, Jim was left with the psychostench of munge mustard on his mustache.
A negative description of appearance, usually in reference to a female's poor state of hair, makeup, or dress; most often said of oneself, not so much directed at someone else; a hot mess.
Friend: "Come on, let's go to Dollar General."
Me: "I can't believe I'm goin up in tha Dolla Gentral lookin like hoo slung mung!"
Boyfriend: "You look fine without makeup."
Me: "Are you kidding me? I look like hoo slung mung!"