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"'hey i'm thinking of joining this community called the Mafia Mystery Community'
*proceeds to die of cringe*"
A person who sinks a monster deuce in a communal toilet, but doesn't flush it or use toilet paper, leaving the Loch Ness Log for others to see.
The Mystery Logger has struck again!
The Social Studies teacher at Hawiwa Middle School
Guy #1: Holy shit dude look it's The Mysteries Of KT!
Guy #2: Run bro he's gonna stretch your butthole out
Your face is plunged in Tapioca pudding, and you receive vaginal sex
Me and daughter Shelby had a lot of fun going on a tapioca mystery
A booger that immediately vanishes upon blowing it out.
It is usually found by someone else hours later, stuck to some conspicuous place on your body.
"Hey, Jim! You've got a big snot on your shirt!"
"Damn that mystery booger!"
The van that has a nice man who looks like Santa clause offering you candy
Santa: hey, look it’s the mystery machine, do you want to see Scooby-Doo
when the male ejaculates semen into a drink mixer. then the female squirts cum into the same drink mixer. then use the drink mixer and mix the females cum and the males cum together. when the substance is properly mixed, both the male and the female take drink as much as they can. when they do that then they makeout with the substance in their mouths.
hey, ally wanna have a mystery makeout tonight?