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According to my calculations, a nerd is somebody who is rather verbose; employing impeccably proper grammar and a plethora of complex words to describe the minutae of everyday life and shunning slang terms such as "ho," "bitch," and "smoke dem trees." The nerd is very good at math and the greater the understanding of calculus, the greater the likelihood, by approximately 64.58%, one is to be a nerd.
Typically, the nerd is thought to have thick glasses, freckles, buck teeth, and pants that are too small for their size so that when the nerd sits down the bottoms rise up his shins, revealing his impeccably unstylish manner of letting his socks rise up the length of his lower leg from the soles of his New Balance sneakers. A nerd may possess some or all of these intriguing qualities. However, the must crucial criteria in distinguishing a nerd above all other trivial features is an understanding of the term "space time continuum" and the rate in which the person is asked for help in regard to chemistry and physics homework.
According to my calculations, approximately 99.9% of nerds play strategy games and RPGs on their PC or video gaming console, whereas your "bitch ass," so to speak, spends most of your time playing first person shooters or Madden.
The nerd understood the inherit complexity of the ratio of apples to oranges that the rest of the class, too consumed by thoughts of the cheerleaders' exposed mammary glands, were loathe to pay attention to, much less contemplate.
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Calling somebody this expresses how much you truly love them.
I love you nerd! :-)
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A sad, socially awkward person who plays games like Dungeons and Dragons, and RuneScape. Nerds often go on about how people envy them and they will be sucessful blah blah blah but most nerds are just pitied and end up being sad old losers who live with their moms stuck in a dead end job in an office STILL playing their nerd games.
"wow look at that nerd, playing Runescape"
"Nerd: You're just jealous"
*Normal*: Of what? your non-existent social life? your complete inability to make friends? Your acne?"
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Basically ur a nerd if...
1.ur socks are longer than ur wee-wee
2.ur glasses make up half ur weight
3.u were jumping in joy in telling ur mommy how u grew ur first hair at age 15
4.when someone askes u about ur hobbies, u desperately try to think of something other than video games and homework
5.ur idea of porn is a naked picture of sailor moon
6.ur strongest muscle is ur fingers since u totally "PWNZOR AT TEH COUNTERSTRIKEZORS WIT UR L33T FINGERS FLYING AROUND TEH KEYBOARD WIF OWNAGEZ"
7.u have trouble socializing unless its over gaming with random strangers
8.you ACTUALLY use words like "pwnzor, owned!, l33t, and lol" in real life
Bob: "woah look theres a skinny 5th grader on the high school campus."
Joe: "no, he's actually a sophomore."
Bob: "wow he's so small and skinny, what a nerd!"
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I apologize ahead of time to whoever I offend. The nerds of today are usually fucking dipshits that do nothing but play WOW and Runescape. They are socially retarded and are in denial about their status as a member among the society saying "oh yeah you will be working for me one day" (which they say only because they saw some dumbass sticker or t-shirt that said it) or "yeah we are actually really popular blah blah bla" but the only reason they are "popular" is because they hang out with the rest of the rapidly growing square nerd population and fornicate amongst their "social" classes fat ugly computer/anime addict bitches. And I am sick and tired of the fucking nerds saying "oh you are just jealous we are smarter than you blah blah blah" when really they are fucking morons because all they do is play computer games and flunk school and get in trouble in class because they are talking to eachother about getting a headshot on some fucking Nazi in Call of Duty. I've seen several nerds who are glued to their computers but can be seen afterschool with their goddamn tutors because they suck shit at anything intellectual because all they do is watch anime. Nerds are totally socially incapable. And don't tell me shit about "just because we dont believe in trends blah blah blah" no I'm talking about getting off the fucking computer and talking to some normal fucking people and changing your fucking clothes. that shit was considered obsolete 20 fucking years ago. and take a fucking bath too. and get a fucking dermatologist too, while you're at it. Goths can also be seen on the borderline of nerd, watching tons of anime that they probably dont even understand and playing shitty Japanese underground games no one has ever heard of. The only difference is that they wear dark clothes, have shittier music tastes, and cut themselves talking about how shitty their life is when it really isn't and they just act like babies and cant face the slightest hardship in life. And I'm not saying they have to go do stupid shit to fit in like go drink and smoke pot, I'm just saying they need to go get themselves socially oriented and stop shying away from the rest of society in their dark little computer-filled corners. So in conclusion, Nerds, Geeks, Dorks, Goths, and Emos are all fucking squares. Fuck the socially incompetent, they deserve no pity because they put it completely on themselves. Again I apologize to all the Nerds and Geeks and Goths etc. but goddamn i've had enough of watching the nerds at my school do the stupid shit they do.
Dude 1: "Oh hey look it's a nerd, a goth, and an emo."
Dude 2: "What a bunch of fucktards."
Dude 1: "Fo shaganoff."
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A nerd is NOT required to be socially awkward OR ugly. Ugly or socially awkward people are geeks, dorks, or dweebs. If your definition falls under any of that, leave this right now.
A nerd is a person who has a high level of intelligence and puts most of it toward schoolwork. Usually nerds group together in clans of 5-10 and have fun.
Nerds do NOT follow society's trends.
Nerds fall into different categories:
Gamer - Someone who puts most, if not all, of their time into playing video games and learning all there is to know about them. Usually they start off early in life, playing stuff like Mario, then they play more games in that series, eventually moving up to all genres, including shooter, platformer, and RPG. They can be found in large groups at conventions such as MAGFest and Pax East.
Internet nerd - Internet nerds usually develop to be gamers, spending a lot of time on websites to kill time and listen to music. They generally know programming and how to fix their own computer. They tend to go to places like Memebase, being able to reference things that no one really knows, making it awkward when they do.
Bookworm - This nerd spends a LOT of time reading. More than likely they're team Harry Potter. They sometimes obsess over books, buying costumes for the characters and going to all the midnight premieres. Some are so bent on reading all the time that they've had books confiscated in class.
Person 1: She is SUCH a nerd. Person 2: No, she's a dork.
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